16 Types of people on Facebook

16 Types of people on Facebook

1. The Lurker- Never posts anything or comments on your posts but reads everything
2. The Hyena- Doesn’t ever really say anything. Just LOLs and LMAOs at everything
3. Mr/Ms Popular- Has 4367 friends for NO reason
4. The Gamer- Plays words with friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes Virtual cakes and stuff ALL DAY
5. The Prophet- Every post makes reference to God
6. The Thief- Steals Status updates… and will probably steal this one
7. The Cynic- Hates their life and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates
8. The Collector- Never post anything either but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff
9. The Promoter- Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore
10. The Liker- Never says actually says anything but always clicks the “like” button
11. The Hater- Every post revolves around someone hating them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their lives
12. The Anti-proofreader- This person would benefit greatly from spellcheck. and sometimes you feel bad for them because you dont know if they were typing fast or really cant spell
13. Drama Queen/King- This person posts stuff like “i cant believe this” or “They gonna make me snap today” in the hopes that you will ask what happened or whats wrong… but they never finish telling the story
14. Womp Womp- This person consistently tries to be funny… but never is
15. The News- Always updates on what they are doing and who they are doing it with no matter how arbitrary
16. The Rooster- Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.


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